Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest of a Single Sentence

Have you ever heard of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels?

How about this line:
"It was a dark and stormy night and the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."
It is the opening line of George Edward Bulwer-Lytton's Paul Clifford (1830) which has inspired a number of childish jokes and this writing contest.

Read on for rules so you can submit an original entry!

Since 1983 the BLFC has continued to draw acclaim and opprobrium. Thousands continue to enter yearly, the judging has been covered by all the major American television networks, and journalists and pundits from Charles Osgood to George F. Will have commented on the BLFC phenomenon. And each year the winners continue to be announced by both national and international media, including such worthies as the BBC, Australian Radio, Radio South Africa, and Radio Blue Danube from Vienna.

Lytton coined phrases that have become common parlance in our language: "the pen is mightier than the sword," "the great unwashed," and "the almighty dollar" (the latter from The Coming Race, now available from the Broadview Press).

In the meantime, Lytton's fame has not rested solely on his literary accomplishments. In 1989 he came (albeit unbeknownst) to our attention when his ancestral estate at Knebworth was chosen by Tim Burton as the setting for "stately Wayne Manor" in the movie Batman.

Conscripted numerous times to be a judge in writing contests that were, in effect, bad writing contests but with prolix, overlong, and generally lengthy submissions, he struck upon the idea of holding a competition that would be honest and -- best of all -- invite brief entries. Furthermore, it had the ancillary advantage of one day allowing him to write about himself in the third person.

The rules to the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are childishly simple:
  • Each entry must consist of a single sentence butyou may submit as many entries as you wish. (One fellow once submitted over 3,000 entries.)
  • Sentences may be of any length BUT WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT ENTRIES NOT GO BEYOND 50 OR 60 WORDS, and entries must be "original" (as it were) and previously unpublished.
  • Surface mail entries should be submitted on index cards, the sentence on one side and the entrant's name, address, and phone number on the other.
  • E-mail entries should be in the body of the message, NOT IN AN ATTACHMENT (and it would be really swell if you submitted your entries in Arial 12 font). One e-mail may contain multiple entries.
  • Entries will be judged by categories, from "general" to detective, western, science fiction, romance, and so on. There will be overall winners as well as category winners.
  • The official deadline is April 15 (a date that Americans associate with painful submissions and making up bad stories). The actual deadline may be as late as May 30 (the 2009 results will be released by mid-June).
  • The contest accepts submissions every day of the livelong year.
  • Wild Card Rule: Resist the temptation to work with puns like "It was a stark and dormy night."
  • Finally, in keeping with the gravitas, high seriousness, and general bignitude of the contest, the grand prize winner will receive . . . a pittance.
Send your entries to:
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, Department of English
San Jose State University San Jose, CA 95192-0090, or via the
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest website.

Comments

Vin Lucid said…
HI !
I have my 2010 entries ready to go but the email link on the B-L web-site
doesn't work so I was wondering if you have the email address at SJSU and if you do I'd sure appreciate it if you would send it to me @ vlucid@twcny.rr.com

Thanks,
Vince