ZQFMGB is worth 957 points in Scrabble

What's your favourite traditionally allowable Scrabble word?

Calvin & Hobbes are playing Scrabble

Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word

score" box!

Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!

Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!

Hobbes: I'm looking it up.

Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!

Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?

Calvin: 957.

in Scientific Progress Goes "Boink" p76 (28 Feb 90) Bill Watterson